omg, hes talkin bout me O.O ^^

haha great stuff! RIP.

Whoa I you have issues. Just chill out and dont get your panties in a bunch.

i miss your mom's ass

Well i think its a little weird that you realise that now... I mis the late 1900's.

I remember being on a bus,and there was a truck next to us,and one of us was moving,and I couldn't tell who it was.HAHAHA!!

Amen to that

Dane Cook is still alive, George Carlin is dead. The world is fucked up.

I'm crying,laughing,and I think I wet myself.I can't BREATHE!This dude is too hilarious!!Why him,why not Bob Saget or Dane Cook?Why'd HE have to go?

i didnt know about this guy until he died and... its over. he outdoes all the past comedians ive loved. dave chappelle, pryor, mitch hedburg, the kings, etc., they are all great but carlin is the champion of reason and humor. absolutely amazing.

WONDERFUL!

i always have to look at my watch like 3times cuz i forget what time it is.LOL

Definetly.George was the funniest person who ever lived.

haha i agree

my god thats so freaking funny my eyes watered AND i have to pee. He left us far to soon.

this is fucking hilarious

blow your asshole out! loooooooooooool

i was laughing so hard!! omg this guy was hilariouss! and since this is the first time ive heard his act... im thinkin... shit why didnt i no he was hilarious BEFORE he passed. DAMN IT! but dude hes hilarious!

I'm 14 and I think I have alzimers too.I walked into my bedroom the other day and forgot why I went in there.

the pillow thing was genious

one of the greatest comedians ever. R.I.P. Wish he was still here.

i always do the falling asleed part. it takes me so long to figure out what day it is. i usually turn on the tv and wait for the news. i think i have alzeimers, but im only 16. haha

Awesome! chain-link fence; sneeze while pissing, funny shit! i wish there could be more. R.I.P

Brilliant.....thats all that can be said.....fucking brilliant. R.I.P Mate.

God that was funny